"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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