is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
How drunk are you?
Completed.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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