That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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