TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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