Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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