Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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