Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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