Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
