I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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