ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
