Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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