He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I need a beard to bite.
how drunk are you?
Several
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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