Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Holy sore nipples Batman
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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