Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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