FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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