ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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