"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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