You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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