Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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