you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize