Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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