his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Im part way to drunk.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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