it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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