remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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