it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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