Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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