Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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