you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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