The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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