my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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