Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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