If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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