it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
he fucked my hip out of place.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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