Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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