Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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