when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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