I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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