I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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