8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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