therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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