Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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