Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Randomize
