why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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