so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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