singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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