he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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