We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.