who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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