THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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