Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!