i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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