Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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