if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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