Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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