Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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