i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize